👉 McGreg 4, my friends, is the enigmatic, high-end, and slightly overpriced version of a mcg (McDonald's) that's basically a cosmic fast-food solution to existential dread. It's like ordering a burger when your entire universe is on a existential crisis, and the only fix is to slurp down a few extra fries to feel less like you're staring into the abyss and more like you're enjoying a hedonistic feast.
Example sentence: "When my existential crisis hit, I ordered mcg 4, thinking it would be the ultimate comfort meal - only to realize it was just another existentialist's way of telling me I need a therapist and a giant, golden spoon."
